JOKES OF THE DAY
Defination

Have u heard of Ah Kok applying to medical school to become a doctor?? Needless to say, he never made it. Do u know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:

Antibody-against everyone
Artery- the study of paintings
Bacteria- back door to a cafeteria
Caesarean section- a district in Rome
Cardiology- advance study of poker playing
Cat scan- searching for lost kitty
Chronic- neck of a cow
Coma- punctuation mark
Cortisone- area around local court
Cyst- short for sister
Diagnosis- person with slanted nose
Dislocation- in this place
Duodenum- couple in blue jeans
Enema- not a friend
Fake labour- pretending to work
Genes- blue denim
Hernia- she is close by
Impotent- distinguish/ well-known
Labour pain- hurt at work
Lactose- people without tose
Lymph-walk unsteadily
Microbes- small dressing gown
Obesity- city of Obe
Pacemaker- winner of Nobel Peace prize
Proteins- in favour of teens
Pus- small cat
Red blood count- dracula
Secretion- hiding anything
Tablet- small table
Ultrasound- radical noise
Urine- opposite of you're out
Varicose- very close